Don’t need a lecture about what’s going on in my head
I’m just trying to find another lead we can work with
Running around in circles feeling like ouroboros
Don’t need a woman to be cooking my meals for me
Those gendered roles are antiquated it’s not fair to Hermione
Maybe I should take a moment learning how to catch some fish
Wish I weren’t so unprepared
Wish food didn’t seem so rare
Wish magic could help us here
Yeah if only some kind of spell could help with this, something like
Accio Fish
Don’t need a lecture about the loved ones I left behind
If you could see inside my head you’d know they’re always on my mind
I know you’re worried about your family, but I’m not your enemy
Don’t need you whining about your mommy conjuring some food
She ain’t working outside Gamp’s Laws of Transfiguration
Thought we were in this together, thought you knew what you signed up for
Wish I weren’t so unprepared
Wish Dumbledore had left a plan
With these riddles we could use a hand
Yeah, camping in the woods eating mushrooms sure sounds fun
Unless you’ve been doing it for months
Said camping in the woods eating mushrooms sure sounds fun
Until you’ve been doing it for months
Robins decided to release the recording of his 2016 comedy tour during the Covid-19 shutdown at the behest of fans. Bandcamp New & Notable May 29, 2020