In this house that was my home before
I found a home to call my own before
I inherited a third home to own
Don’t you want to remember all the good times?
When the Dursleys would leave I’m sneaking snacks from the fridge
Playing some kind of game on Big D’s Playstation
Lounging in Vernon’s chair
Channel surfing
Just look at this doormat, oh the memories
Dudley puked on it the day the dementors hit Surrey
And under here, Hedwig, is where I used to sleep
It’s so small
What do you say after 16 years of solid dislike?
Maybe ‘Good luck,’ or how ‘bout ‘Thanks for saving my butt,’
Or just ‘I don’t think you’re a waste of space, Harry,’
Or maybe you’ll just say, ‘Goodbye’
Robins decided to release the recording of his 2016 comedy tour during the Covid-19 shutdown at the behest of fans. Bandcamp New & Notable May 29, 2020