Don’t need a lecture about what’s going on in my head
I’m just trying to find another lead we can work with
Running around in circles feeling like ouroboros

Don’t need a woman to be cooking my meals for me
Those gendered roles are antiquated it’s not fair to Hermione
Maybe I should take a moment learning how to catch some fish

Wish I weren’t so unprepared
Wish food didn’t seem so rare
Wish magic could help us here
Yeah if only some kind of spell could help with this, something like
Accio Fish

Don’t need a lecture about the loved ones I left behind
If you could see inside my head you’d know they’re always on my mind
I know you’re worried about your family, but I’m not your enemy

Don’t need you whining about your mommy conjuring some food
She ain’t working outside Gamp’s Laws of Transfiguration
Thought we were in this together, thought you knew what you signed up for

Wish I weren’t so unprepared
Wish Dumbledore had left a plan
With these riddles we could use a hand
Yeah, camping in the woods eating mushrooms sure sounds fun
Unless you’ve been doing it for months

Said camping in the woods eating mushrooms sure sounds fun
Until you’ve been doing it for months

Accio Fish

Accio salmon, accio tuna, accio pollock, accio grouper
Accio haddock, accio flounder, accio mackerel, accio lobster
Accio bluefish, accio whitefish, accio goldfish, accio shark
Accio catfish, accio clownfish, accio crayfish, accio carp
Accio smelt, accio scrod, accio shad, accio cod
Accio tilapia, accio halibut, accio anglerfish, accio mullet
Accio sea bass, accio guppy, accio sardines, accio porgy
Accio one fish, accio two fish, accio red fish, accio blue fish,
Accio snapper, accio monkfish, accio brook trout, accio Swordfish of Gryffindor